The Loud House: Lori's Order

I'm back from Montana, so here's one of those Loud House title parodies I used to do. This is a very silly one. You'll either think it's hilarious or dumb--or both!

Here's the story: After learning that The Burpin' Burger has a secret menu, Lori orders special food from it. She becomes addicted to the secret menu items and would eat the junk every day. Lincoln and the sisters worry about Lori's health, so they set up an intervention. The intervention would lead to disaster as Lori gets emotional, steals Vanzilla and crashes through the Burpin' Burger restaurant. She goes to jail, becomes a prison lesbian, and loses weight all in one week. She gets out and all is well.